*takes off pants* breathe my children breathe
and as in “children” i mean my testicles. i am not instructing kids to smell my junk
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Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
I will never get over this post.
it’s like a fucked up american horror story commercial
Now I understand why they are my favorite. >:)
I COULDN’T FUCKING BREATHE FOR LAUGHING OMIGOD THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL OWLS ARE MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER
I ESPECIALLY LOVE THAT YOU POINTED OUT STAN WORSHIPING OWL THOUGH
STAN WORSHIPPING
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